When Johnny Bravo travels to New York with plans of becoming a famous superhero, Spider-Man learns that despite Johnny’s well-maintained physique, the muscle is just for show- and the infamous ladies’ man is much less competent than he appears to be. Forced to tag along as “Johnny’s sidekick”, Spider-Man takes on the entirety of New York’s criminal underclass to keep Johnny alive. Unfortunately for him, Johnny mistakes this willingness to protect him for attraction- and, from his insistance that he “loves muscular babes”, it seems he doesn’t realize that Spidey isn’t a woman! He can hold off the villains, but can the Wall Crawler hold off Johnny’s advances? Is he even sure he wants to?

Seven artifacts have disappeared from the Museum of London, and the mysterious, cryptic clues left behind point to the thief being… Spider-Man?! Someone is trying to frame the webslinger, and it’s a case he can’t solve on his own. Only London’s premier cryptanalysist, Professor Layton, has the knowhow to crack this code. But will he be able to solve the mystery of his emerging feelings for the webhead, feelings which are strange and altogether unprofessional?

A chance encounter with the Hellfire Club brings Spider-Man into contact with the Uncanny X-Men’s Rogue. Spidey’s natural charm goes a long way toward winning the Southern belle’s heart, but she stays away, knowing that her lethal skin will end any relationship before it can begin. But Spider-Man knows all too well the pain of never being able to get too close to someone, and before long, he shows Rogue all the advantages a full-body, skintight spandex suit can present.

Godzilla’s greatest and most reliable weapon has always been his famous Atomic Breath… But he always suspected that using it might have side-effects. And now his greatest fears have been confirmed; Godzilla has radiation poisoning. With mere days left to live, Godzilla turns to the one man who happens to be an expert on both radiation and reptiles: The Amazing Spider-Man! It’s a race against time as Spidey works with Dr. Curt Connors to find a cure for Tokyo’s protector, while also searching for a way to cope with his growing attraction toward Godzilla. Spiders and lizards have always been enemies, after all… But can love bloom from the laboratory?

When New York is overrun by spirits and with Doctor Strange out of town, Spider-Man is forced to enlist the aid of the afterlife’s foremost bio-exorcist, the Ghost with the Most himself. Spidey doesn’t approve of Beetlejuice’s methods, and Beetlejuice finds Spidey to be a bit of a bore, but when they catch themselves trying to deliver the same one-liner at the same time, they realize they have more in common than they thought. An uneasy friendship soon turns to attraction. Unfortunately, it is not meant to be, as Spidey realizes when he calls out Beetlejuice’s name three times during sex, inadvertently banishing him back into the afterworld.

Chun-Li comes to New York to investigate the Kingpin as part of an Interpol investigation on Shadaloo’s connections to NYC’s crime underworld. She ends up getting in a little over her head… Until she meets a certain young webhead with a similar passion for justice. As they work together (co-starring Daredevil) to take down Kingpin, they bond over relatives lost to crime (Peter lost Uncle Ben, Chun-Li lost her father) and eventually they fuck

Okay. Shao Khan is an Emperor notorious for keeping slaves. He prefers the company of women (and lean, boylike-men) who are powerful fighters (notably, he’s taken Sonya and Cage as slaves at separate points). In a Marvel x MK situation, Khan would not be able to resist Spidey, with his lithe-but-muscular body, boyish good looks, and, of course, his famous fighting skill.

one of peter’s fondest memories is of his aunt may’s cooking… but since moving into the city, he hasn’t had many homemade meals. he can’t cook for himself, and fighting crime doesn’t leave much time for anything except takeout. that is, until he meets a FIERY~ young chef who ignites the flames of peter’s stove… and his heart

okay. john stewart is a total stick in the mud. he might be the only DC character more boring than hal jordan. total stiff, army guy through-and-through… until he meets Spider-Man, the attractive young upstart who teaches him that sometimes, you have to break ALL THE RULES to FALL IN LOVE

hitler is into spidey because he’s kind of an UBERMENSCH. but he only thinks that because he can’t see what peter looks like under the mask. spidey knows that if hitler ever catches a glimpse of his decidedly un-aryan looks, hitler won’t love him anymore. so he decides he just can’t ever let hitler see him without his mask. it’s a thrill, and spidey’s into it